"Hmmm, I need to face someone random, he might of went to easy on me" the queen said to herself. She then spotted a perfect target.
"Oi, nerd!" Amy yelled grabbing the attention of Sarah.
"Oh great its the self proclaimed queen, what do you want?" Sarah asked.
"Your a nerd so you must play card games, wanna have a duel?" Amy asked.
"Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I'm into card games...ok fine but if I win you must give up your cruel ways" Sarah agreed.
"If I win you will be forced into a life of wedgies and embarrassment, more than you already suffer from" Amy said.
"Grrr, fine. I'm willing to take the risk" Sarah growled.
"Let's Duel!" both girls said.
Amy 4000 Sarah 4000
"I'll start this one, I draw!" Sarah said.
"Perfect, I will set one monster face down and then set two cards face down and end my turn" Sarah said quickly ending her turn as her lenses turned white and gained a little smirk on her face.
"Hmm, I better be careful. I draw! I shall summon my Wedgie Warrior (Lvl 4, attribute earth, card type: effect, monster type warrior, atk 1900, def 1100) and I shall attack your face down" Amy ordered.
"Just what I wanted ahahahaha, you attacked my Thing In The Crator (Lvl 4, attribute fire, card type: effect, monster type pyro, atk 1000, def 1200) and I shall activate my trap card, Backfire! When ever one of my first monsters is destroyed, you take 500 points of damage" Sarah explained.
Amy 3500 Sarah 4000
"Grr!" Amy growled.
"That's not all, as you destroyed my monster his effect activates. When its sent to the graveyard I can special summon one pyro type monster from my hand and I choose my Solar Flare Dragon (Lvl 4, attribute fire, card type effect, monster type pyro, atk 1500, def 1000) and now I activate the quick play spell card Inferno Reckless Summon. You see when ever I special summon a monster with 1500 or less attack I'm aloud to summon as many copies of that monster from my hand, deck or graveyard and I have two more hiding in my deck, so come on out my Solar Flare Dragons!" Sarah said.
"Well holly shit" Amy said as her jaw dropped from the big counter.
"Well my warrior has an effect, when ever I destroy a monster I'm aloud to special summon 1 level 4 or lower Wedgie monster to my side of the field and I choose my Wedgie Demon (Lvl 4, attribute fire, card type effect, monster type Fiend, atk 1700, def 1000). Now when I summon this monster I am able to special summon a Wedgie Angel to my side of the field (Lvl 4, attribute light, card type effect, monster type Fairy, atk 1600 def 1000). Now attack her Solar Flare Dragon" Amy ordered.
"Hahaha, behold my unbreakable wall of fire! You see Solar Flare Dragon has an effect that stops your from attacking any other pyro type monster on my side of the field. But the problem is all my monster are the same monster so you are unable to attack either one of them, ahahahaha!" Sarah laughed.
"That's insane, I-I end my turn" Amy said in shame.
"Is that it? Your a weakling, I draw! I think I'll spare you for now, I end my turn. But now my Solar Flare Dragon's effect activates, during the end phase of my turn you take 500 points of damage and as I have three of them you take 1500 damage." Sarah explained.
Amy: 2000 Sarah: 4000
"Ahhhhh, you will pay for that you coward!" Amy yelled in anger.
"If you play with fire your gonna get burned" Sarah said.
"My turn, draw! I overlay my Wedgie Demon and Angel to XYZ summon, Wedgie Archangel! (Rank 4, attribute light, card type XYZ effect, monster type Warrior, atk 2300, def 1500) Now I activate his effect, once per turn I can detach one overlay unit to destroy one monster on the field and then deal 500 points of damage to my opponent and I choose one of your Solar Flare Dragons" Amy explained.
Amy: 2000 Sarah 3500
"Grrr! At least you still can't attack as I still have two dragons on the field" Sarah said.
"There's always next turn, I place two cards face down and end my turn" Amy said.
"I draw, just what I wanted. Prepare to get seriously burned. I activate the Ritual Spell card Incandescent Ordeal! I sacrifice my two Solar Flare Dragon's to Ritual summon, the Legendary Flame Lord! (Lvl 7, card type Ritual effect, monster type Spellcaster, atk 2400, def 2000)" Sarah said with excitement as she summoned her best monster.
"Ah crap I need to do something. I activate the spell card Wedgie Magic, based on the number of wedgie monsters I have on the field I can activate an effect, I have two monsters so I will activate the 2nd effect. This allows me to change the battle position of one monster on your side of the field and I choose your Flame Lord" Amy explained as Sarah's monster was given an atomic wedgie by his red boxers.
"How dare you wedgie my master! You will pay for that. Seeing as you activated a spell card a spell counter is placed on my Flame Lord" Sarah said in rage.
"Pfft, I don't care about some stupid spell counter, your monster just looks so funny with his underwear over his head. My spell has a 2nd effect, if I have Wedgie Magician in my hand I can summon him, come forth my Wedgie Magician (atk 2200, def 1200)" Amy said.
"That's fine with me. I activate the field spell Molten Destruction, this card gives all fire monsters a 500 atk boost but decreases their def by 400" Sarah explained.
"Ha, make your monster weaker why don't you" Amy laughed.
"Now I activate the spell card Hinotama, this card deals 500 points of damage to my opponent" Sarah explained.
"What? Ahhhh!" Amy screamed in pain as balls of fire rained down on her.
Amy: 1500 Sarah: 3500
Once the smoke cleared Amy's outer garments had been destroyed by the fire exposing her matching pink bra and panties.
"Ekkkkkk!" Amy squealed in embarrassment.
"Hahahaha, this is awesome" Sarah said laughing at the half naked queen.
"Damn it, my own magic is back firing on me" Amy said in frustration.
"Thanks to these two spell cards my Flame Lord now has 3 spell counters. This allows me to activate his effect, I remove 3 spell counters to destroy all monsters on the field except for Flame Lord." Sarah explained.
"What!?" Amy said in shock as her monsters were destroyed.
"Your lucky I can't attack, I end my turn" Sarah said.
"I need something good, I draw. This will do. I activate the spell card Wedgie Return, this allows me to return one wedgie monster from my graveyard to my hand and I choose Wedgie Angel. Now I normal summon Wedgie Angel and activate her effect bringing back Wedgie Demon from the graveyard. Now thats not all I activate Wedgie Archangel's effect from the graveyard, when both Demon and Angel are on the field I can overlay the two to XYZ summon him from the graveyard" Amy explained
"What!? That's ridiculous" Sarah said.
"Now I detach one overlay unit to destroy your monster and deal 500 damage" Amy said.
Amy: 1500 Sarah: 3000
"Grrr, don't forget you take 500 points of damage thanks to Backfire" Sarah explained.
Amy: 1000 Sarah: 3000
"Thats fine by me, now I activate my face down trap card, Wedgie Teleportation, If I control a wedgie monster I can special summon Wedgie Ninja from my Hand (Lvl 8, attribute dark, card type effect, monster type Warrior, atk 3000, def 2100) Now finish her off!" Amy ordered.
Amy: 1000 Sarah: 0
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, please Amy spare me" Sarah begged.
"Nah, thats no fun" Amy said as a door appeared behind the nerd and a hand came out and grabbed her by her white granny panties.
"What is this? Let me go!" Sarah said in fear. Her underwear was then viciously yanked out of her pants giving her a huge wedgie and was then sucked into the door causing her to disappear.
"Man that was a close one" Amy said. She then heard giggling. She was reminded that she is standing in her underwear.
"Ekkkk, I gotta put some clothes on quick" Amy panicked as she teleported back home.