Nationality Stereotype Survey

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British United Kingdom 
[ ] You drink a lot of tea (that isn't british). 
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. (fish makes me sick)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (im only little :()
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs (emos can be ok, chavs on the other hand....)
[x] Its football...not soccer. (yes it f***ing is!)
Total: 3


Australian Flag of Australia 
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (thats just odd)
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. 
[ ] You love the beach. (not any more)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3

Italian Flag of Italy 
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. 
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. 
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. 
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. 
[x] You are under 5'10''.( :'( )
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish Flag of Spain 
Flag of Cuba Flag of Dominican Republic 
Flag of Mexico
 Flag of Guatemala Flag of El Salvador Flag of Honduras Flag of Nicaragua Flag of Costa Rica Flag of Panama 
Flag of Venezuela Flag of Ecuador Flag of Peru Flag of Bolivia Flag of Chile Flag of Paraguay Flag of Uruguay Flag of Argentina 
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian Flag of Russia 
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (apparently) 
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. (sometimes)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4

Irish Flag of Ireland 
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper. 
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green. 
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (umm my last name is irish but i dont think that counts)
[ ] You have red hair. 
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. 
Total: 1

African American Flag of United States 
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon. (never tried it)
[ ] You can dance. 
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 0

AsianFlag of China Flag of Japan Flag of South Korea Flag of Hong Kong Flag of Taiwan Flag of Vietnam Flag of Cambodia 
Flag of Laos Flag of Thailand Flag of Malaysia :bademoticon: Flag of Indonesia Flag of Singapore 
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (im not bad)
[ ] You have played the piano. 
[ ] You have family from Asia. 
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

GermanFlag of Germany 
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. (dont think ive had it)
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (its just called a nursery over here)
[ ] You're over 5'2. ( -.- thats no fare, i am 5'2)
Total: 3

CanadianFlag of Canada 
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You now what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 0

AmericanFlag of United States 
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[x] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.(we dont have a walmart)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

BelgianFlag of Belgium 
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules. (its not bad)
[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[ ] You like Belgian waffles. (Yay waffulz.)
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (that should be England not Belgium xD)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3

DutchFlag of Netherlands 
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. 
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 3


TOTALS:
British: 3
Australian: 3
Italian: 4
Spanish: 2
Russian: 4
Irish: 1
African American: 0
Asian: 3
German: 3
Canadian: 0
American: 2
Belgian: 3
Dutch: 3

so im part italian part russian (Itassian?). well pass me some pizza and vodka, vodka pizza! 
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fredtyu's avatar
Italian - "speak some Italian", "Sopranos is the best" WTF is this?